Thursday
Mar102011
Sassy Gay Black Swan
Thursday, March 10, 2011 at 5:30PM Given the veritable dogpile (birdpile?) of Black Swan joking on the web for the past four month, you'd think there'd be no laughs left to wring from it. But trust Sassy Gay Friend, to choke a few more out.
I can't even decide what my favorite part is but maybe it's a tossup between the Mila Kunis bit, the awkward Natalaughter and this opening gag.
Nina: Is this heaven?
Sassy Gay Friend: No, it's the hospital. In heaven Annette Bening wins the Oscar for The Kids Are All Right. WHAT WHAT WHAT were you doing?
Oh Sassy you stupid bitch.
FWIW if you've never seen any of these The Giving Tree is still the best one.
tagged Black Swan, LGBT, Natalie Portman, spoofs
Black Swan, LGBT, Natalie Portman, spoofs
Reader Comments (19)
Brilliant, Oh how i wished we lived in heaven.
(and bonus funny coz i just watched In Dreams were the Bening bites two tongues while kissing.)
Wow- I just clicked on the video and it turns out I know the girl playing Nina! What a great surprise!
(My favorite is Ophelia.)
OH NO. it's gone. how strange. it's not like they usually pull the sassy gay best friend clips :(
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNa9gYlKq6s
THINK ABOUT YOUR LIFE, THINK ABOUT YOUR CHOICES
Wow! Who's that girl who does a BANG ON! Portman?
AJ -- thanks!
stjean -- i have no idea but apparently EVAN does :) who is it Evan?
No, the best one is either Eve, Giving Tree, or Great Expectations.
Her name is Madeline Walter and she's a comedic writer/comedienne. She wrote a play for the NYC Fringe Festival a couple of years back (Mary Brigit Poppleton is Writing a Memoir) and was most recently with the Upright Citizen's Brigade. I guess she's with Second City now.
Wonderful person.
Romeo and Juliet, hands down. It's both the most quotable and addresses everything I hate about that play.
Um, just FYI, Annette Bening already *has* her Oscar in heaven. And it wasn't a make up award. ;)
That was great! I kept wondering too how Nina danced that whole act injured like that.
And Sassy, Natalie deserved every inch of that Oscar, boo! The Bening's career isn't over yet.
Your Highness and Thor will reinforce the fact that the Academy truly made the right choice in rewarding Portman.
I agree 100% with kelsy :)
Where has this been all my life?
"Think about your life. Think about your choices. Have you even slept with this guy?"
"I did."
"You big slut! Good for you!"
Love.
The Natalaughter's gotta be my favorite. That really was right on.
Love! And they're all really well-made!
"Does Moore mean More?" lol
The more I watch it the more I absolutely love this. Quite the contrary with Black Swan...
ha ha ha ha...the natalaughter's nice! perfect.
I wish I'm in heaven, so Annette Bening will always win the Oscars...LOL!