April Showers: Will Smith's Morning Routine
Monday, April 11, 2011 at 11:00PM waterworks each weeknight at 11 pm
Be like Will Smith this week by practicing this I Robot morning routine: 8 easy steps.
1. Experience recurring dream in which you are rescued from drowning by a robot. This will be hard to do unless you're lucid dreaming, but if you're lucid dreaming take it there. Aren't lucid dreams trippy?
2. Wake up at 7:30 AM
3. Sit up in bed and massage your injuries. Will sometimes does this flesh rubbing with a loaded weapon but I would use something normal like your hand. Safer.
4. Play "Superstitious" by Stevie Wonder on your iTunes or last.fm as you...
5. Eat cold pie for breakfast*
three more steps after the jump
6. Lift dumbell a few times. Don't really commit. You have to be out the door by the time the song is over.
7. Take shower. With no shower curtain. Don't mop up after yourself as the song is almost over. [Editor's note: This movie lies. You can't eat pie for breakfast everyday and look like that naked. Take it from someone who loves pie.]
8. Don't get dressed like a normal person. Get dressed like a movie star with lucrative contractual obligations to attend to. Speaking directly to your clothes to flatter them is highly recommended. If they don't look good you don't look good...
Just 8 Easy Steps and you'll strut out of your apartment feeling like a movie star - a movie star trapped in a silly-ass movie but still... pie.
Reader Comments (7)
he lost me at step 8
OT: I spoke Alec Baldwin's name today, then news comes in, he's signning on to the new Woody movie set in Rome, along with Penelope Cruz -- another name added to the list is Jesse Eisenberg.
I, robot. Don't knock that movie man. Great fun.
I don't really remember the movie, but there was this one line Smith has- "I'm allergic to bullshit." He says that line with such panache, totally movie star-ish.
Were you high when you wrote this? *no judgment*
"I DID NOT MURDER HIM!...(but I did slap him around a bit..)"
Scott -- trust that I don't need to be high to crave pie.
Has anyone noticed that Will is remarkably asexual on screen? Has he ever had a semi-graphic sex scene or even a PG-13 sex scene that actually looked...believable?