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Apr172013

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Michelle Pfeiffer stars in "Malavita" opening October 2013

"While Michelle Pfeiffer is at the grocery store I hope she picks up some  _______________ because ____________."

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While Michelle Pfeiffer is at the grocery store I hope she picks up a shampoo bottle because she's never holding that Oscar.

April 17, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterBVR

While Michelle Pfeiffer is at the grocery store I hope she picks up some Nutella because it's fucking delicious.

April 17, 2013 | Unregistered Commenterrahulio

While Michelle Pfeiffer is at the grocery store I hope she picks up some better scripts because I want her to get a fucking Oscar.

April 17, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterManny

While Michelle Pfeiffer is at the grocery store I hope she picks up some eggs to replace the ones Connie Russo broke.

April 17, 2013 | Unregistered Commenterpar3182

As sad as it is, @BVR, that is amazing

April 17, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterMovieman92

While Michelle Pfeiffer is at the grocery store I hope she picks up some medication because she is sickening (in a good way)

April 17, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterRami

While Michelle Pfeiffer is at the grocery store I hope she picks up some awards this coming season because I'm dying to see it happen since 80's."

April 17, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterSergio

While Michelle Pfeiffer is at the grocery store I hope she picks up some more milk, because I feel like she gave it all to her cat in her cat-shit crazy transformation scene in Batman Returns.

April 17, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterJoey

while michelle pfeiffer is out grocery shopping I would like to be the person behind the till. You know strike up a conversation with the lady herself

April 17, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterJazz

While Michelle Pfeiffer is at the grocery store I hope she picks up some garbage bags because I want her back as Catwoman.

April 17, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterSad man

While Michelle Pfeiffer is at the grocery store I hope she picks up some cat food because fighting Batman last night can wear a girl out!

April 17, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterRonnyD

While Michelle Pfeiffer is at the grocery store I hope she picks up some polish because girrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrl's gonna get herself an Oscar whether won or stolen.

April 17, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterDaniel

While Michelle Pfeiffer is at the grocery store ... Oh honey, no need to pick up anything. I'll be over shortly to make you dinner.

April 17, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterErik

"While Michelle Pfeiffer is at the grocery store I hope she picks up some some thirst for ubiquity because shes going to Cannes."

Indiewire were sent what looks like a very genuine pdf of the Cannes lineup(which gets announced tomorrow), and Malvita is in the official competition.

April 17, 2013 | Unregistered Commenterjohn

"While Michelle Pfeiffer is at the grocery store I hope she picks up some whipped cream because I'm coming over later."

April 17, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterTyler

John - This photo seems to be fake:

-10 American and 8 french films??!! - Sorry but no way.
-Denis' film in French isn't called BASTARDS, it is called LES SALAUDS. Also, Denis seems to be in Venice instead Cannes
-Besson and Ozon in the main competition?! Not likely.
-They have the schedule when they finish it two weeks later...
-Suspicious colors

Also, there's people inside Cannes who confirms that photo is fake

April 17, 2013 | Unregistered Commenterleon

Michelle was totally robbed of an oscar for the fab. baker boys.
Doubtful if she'll get another mom with her distaste for campaigning...0

April 17, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterMark

. . . a nice thick and juicy slab of prime meat -- preferably filet -- because I want to feast with her . . . .

April 17, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterCraig

While Michelle Pfeiffer is at the grocery store I hope she picks up some peas because our peas are a delicacy.

April 18, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterJoe

While Michelle is at the grocery store I hope she picks up a singularly great script because if she does she will do the rest. She has said that she believes that her best performance is still in her. I agree with an earlier comment that it is about the scripts.

April 18, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterAlan
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