Nicole Kidman is Indestructible
Thursday, September 12, 2013 at 10:22PM Two items appeared on Page Six's feed back-to-back today.
Photo 1. A paparazzi on a bike reportedly "plowed" into Nicole Kidman here in NYC. Curse him. Memorize the face. Worst person ever.
But no matter. Brush it off.
Photo 2. Moments later the actress is seen consuming/giving Fashion Week beauty with Rooney Mara & Naomie Harris, three peas in a goddess pod.
NOW, YES, I KNOW I KNOW.
These events actually occurred in the reverse order (and look at the grace with which she rises and brushes herself off in those photos!!!). An ambulance was called, she had some shoe trouble and was shaken up a bit.
But just go with my preferred order for a better story: the diva eternally unfazed by cruel media sabotage. We're running with a fantasies about Nicole Kidman theme. Indulge us. And get well soon, Nicole. Walk it off!
Reader Comments (20)
OFF WITH HIS HEAD!
Sad man said it all, really.
thank goodness for that bike deflecting layer of botox
(but seriously, why isn't there some law against papps?)
these pictures would be so much more awesome if the bike was mangled beyond repair by the force of Nicole Kidman's star aura.
LOL @ NATHANIEL's comment.
I wish she had thrown her shoe at him.
I have dreams of a chance meeting at some bbq place in Nashville (she's ordering ribs, of course). I'd be talking about some new director and she'd be all like, "I'm dying to work with him!" We'd share a rack of ribs and just talk for hours on end, mostly about shit Lars says. Then I'd be all up in her entourage deflecting pinions like this and glowing from being in the presence of the aura that is KIDMAN!
I like to think that she got into a car with James Caan afterwards and mentioned that the world would be much better without paparazzi.
She might even request that the pap be hit with a bike and that someone should take a picture of it. She owes him that.
But i finally move to Manhattan and the only celeb i've seen so far is Alec Baldwin. Why i can't I run into Nicole?! (not literally, of course)
This is the effing best!
First the paparazzo..then Mara...can't the woman get a break?
that's Rooney Mara? wow...
Technically, isn't "paparazzo" the singular?
Nicole Kidman with superpowers doesn't seem to work though (Bewitched, Golden Compass). :|
I bet the papparazzi's a scientologist.
now there's a video over at... (don't judge) ... TMZ. she even screams! :(
Paparazo is just a big Naomi Watts fan, pissed about QUEEN OF THE DESERT.
Volvagia
Must you correct everything a person writes in these blogs?
I just had this image of this event occurring during the filming of The Hours and Nicole being saved as the evil picmonger bounced off her prosthetic nose. Ah, the smell of victory.
I have to say, despite her getting run over, I just love how much like a moviestar she looks in this ! Try and get Jennifer Lawrence to be knock down with such grace (I'm sure she'd do it charmingly, of course, but not the same!)
Who the hell rides their bike into Nicole Kidman?