Tweetweek
Sunday, May 15, 2016 at 6:28PM Just for Sunday fun, Tweets that amused this week. Plus beautiful actresses (duh). But if you'll excuse me let's start with this weirdly flattering twosome.
@nathanielr this morning I was talking American Lit and said, "I bet he has to read Nathaniel Rogers." I meant Hawthorne. lol
— @jazzt (@jazzt) May 13, 2016
Haha. The Golden Statue > The Scarlet Letter.
Right?
Safe to assume my first draft was filled with corny awards show jokes abt category fraud. #Empire (cc: @nathanielr) pic.twitter.com/t6URKeD59H
— Jamie R (@jamieeros) May 12, 2016
Huzzah Jamie! This long time TFE fan is now on the writing staff of Empire. We live for corny awards show jokes about category fraud so I hope at least one survived (I am a few episodes behind on Empire but will catch up this week).
More after the jump including Goldie Hawn, Blake Lively, The Lobster, and X-Men Acopalypse advertisements.
If you die in the Marvel Cinematic Universe you die in real life
— Kevin Nguyen (@knguyen) May 12, 2016
Watching Frances Ha at 22: wow look at her joie de vivre!
— Daniel Crooke (@dangercrooke) May 12, 2016
23: wow look at her noble flailing!
24: wow look she's a mess
25: wow look it's me
However much you appreciate Holly Hunter, it is not enough.
— Jason Adams (@JAMNPP) May 15, 2016
Good evening, America. I am Chloe Sevigny. It has recently come to my attention that I'm barely in this one-sheet. pic.twitter.com/T2PMlC252a
— [kie.ran] (@danblackroyd) May 13, 2016
GODZILLA V KONG just got pushed back a year, probably for rewrites on the "My mom's name is Mothra, too!" scene
— Alan Scherstuhl (@studiesincrap) May 11, 2016
Elderly man to his friend, entering subway: "I hate those ads. I mean, why is that goblin killing that blue baby?" pic.twitter.com/STLfOil8fp
— Ted Geoghegan (@tedgeoghegan) May 11, 2016
What if Blake Lively has an evil twin named Blake Deadly?
— Guy Lodge (@GuyLodge) May 11, 2016
if I go to THE LOBSTER by myself does that count as viral marketing for THE LOBSTER
— Sales On Film (@salesonfilm) May 9, 2016
Please, please, please let this mean that they were allowed to smile in the Wonder Woman movie. pic.twitter.com/PtpsPOlin9
— Maester Patches (@misterpatches) May 10, 2016
Would see a 2.5-hour movie about how Daniel Bruhl wrangled the "and" credit on the Civil War poster. pic.twitter.com/aUVHsqLIkV
— Rob (@r0bwatson) May 8, 2016
Just take this in. pic.twitter.com/geSiSZ2f6Z
— Alan Henry (@AlanHenry) May 14, 2016
CELEBRITY TWEETS
Yes @goldiehawn is as fabulous as you would think she is! pic.twitter.com/Op6hR6WYgD
— Boy George (@BoyGeorge) May 7, 2016
I remain, #TeamHelloKitty -- but Civil War was so fucking good. Crisp high fives all around. pic.twitter.com/KvleIgs88Y
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) May 8, 2016
Two timeless beauties, two amazing souls, two talented women @SusanSarandon @_juliannemoore #lorealista #worthit 💗 pic.twitter.com/CSpYf0dyIB
— L'OréalParisOfficial (@lorealparis) May 14, 2016
Reader Comments (4)
That Sarandon/Moore pic... Wow! Just, wow!
And the funniest is the Sopranos one.
Two legendary gingers who won their overdue Oscars on their fifth nomination. Hopefully they can extend their nomination count in the coming years and secure second wins.
This is beyond the sweetest, Nathaniel! I hope you enjoy. I couldn't figure out how to shoehorn in a "Lone Director" reference for a music awards show, but you know I tried.
Ryan Reynolds is really embracing this Deadpool persona. I guess if it can make him a movie star...