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Saturday
Dec232017

31 flavors til Oscar nominations

by Nathaniel R

i tonya = pink bubblegum

I plan to eat my feelings all week long to close out 2017 and gain back every pound I lost in 2017. So on this 31st day before the Oscar nominations are announced, I'm thinking of 31 flavors (and then some) of ice cream. So let's reinterpret Baskin Robbins yumminess as this year's Oscar players...

guardians of the galaxy vol 2 = rainbow sherbetmudbound = rocky road
richard jenkins = key lime pie
tiffany haddish = chocolate chip grapefruit
the post = vanilla newspaper shred

Those are too real flavors!

At least they're real "seasonal" offerings in our imaginary Oscar branded franchise ice cream shop. I'll leave any other flavor up to you in the comments. Who would you equate with Banana Nut Fudge, Black Walnut, Lemon Custard, Chocolate Chip,  Orange Sherbet, Pralines n Cream and the like?

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Reader Comments (10)

Nathaniel- Where is your Post review?

December 23, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterJamie

The Greatest Showman = rocky road

December 23, 2017 | Registered CommenterChris Feil

Pretty obvious but Peaches and Cream for Call Me by Your Name.

December 23, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterLeith Quinn

All the Money in the World could be Replace-Mint Chocolate Chip.

December 23, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterBrevity

Brevity: They could mark that the Spacey flavour was vanilla with well done steak chunks ice cream? And now, enjoy plain vanilla with Christopher Plummer.

December 23, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterVolvagia

Volvagia -- omg. lol. that sounds so disgusting so i guess its appropriate.

Leith -- A+

Brevity -- haha

Chris -- are you impugning my new fav guilty pleasure?

Jamie -- i am running late as per usual

December 23, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterNATHANIEL R

Volvagia -- omg. lol. that sounds so disgusting so i guess its appropriate.

Leith -- A+

Brevity -- haha

Chris -- are you impugning my new fav guilty pleasure?

Jamie -- i am running late as per usual

December 23, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterNATHANIEL R

Did Cuba submit in Foreign Language category? I still love Strawberry and Chocolate icecream because of that movie. I've been to Cuba once and I loved that Nestlé opened a plant there producing only three ice cream flavors, Strawberry, Chocolate and Strawberry/Chocolate.

God, I loved that movie.

December 24, 2017 | Unregistered Commentercal roth

Nat: Well, I was just trying to come up with an ice cream flavour that kind of evoked that horrible makeup job.

December 24, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterVolvagia

am I wrong for not being that into Margot Robbie? Shes kind of like the Australian Jennifer Lawrence to me. Talented, but wildly overrated.

December 26, 2017 | Unregistered Commenterkris
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