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Monday
Aug032020

Would you rather?

(You know this is just an excuse to share Instagram pics we like, we hope). Time for another round of our time wasting celebrity fantasies. Would you rather...

• goof with Charlize on the set of The Old Guard?
• scrub a rock with Julianne Moore?
• complete a puzzle with Morena Baccarin?
• hot tub it with Rebel Wilson?
• canoe with Alyssa Edwards?
• shower with Simu Liu?
• compose a tune with Florence Pugh?
πŸ‘ˆ • play legos with Sam Claflin?
• do tequila shots with Jessica Chastain?
• multitask with Alanis Morrissette? 
• "work out" with Mindy Kaling?
• nibble fruit with Reese Witherspoon?
• share wine with Dakota and Elle Fanning?

Pictures are after the jump to help you decide.

Losing your sense of humor is the first thing that shows your age! #tbt #TheOldGuard


#sundayfunday #whatidoontheweekends

(Why does Julianne scrub the rocks in her back yard? MYSTERY!) 

I think I have a problem.

Hot Tub Fine Machine πŸ˜‰(ps reminding you I have TWO university degrees)


Just A Casual Day In The Life Of A Southern Gal... 🌈
#Texas #DancingQueen #Proud #SouthernLiving

Don’t you hate it when celebrities endorse products they don’t actually use?!
@OldSpice Ultra Smooth is dermatologist-tested for a smooth lather and a long-lasting yet subtle fragrance. Just ask me, the guy that just took a shower with it!
(brb tho, gotta dry myself first)
#SponsoredObviously


Click on the image for the song

I’ve been writing.. for the first time in a long time.
Anyone else just sing “bla bla bla” to verses you haven’t written lyrics to yet? #blablablathenchorus

 

When your little boy gets bored of building after 5 minutes, but you just HAVE to finish it...
Love me some Lego.

Click on the image for the video

I invented a new drink called a quarantini. It’s like a martini but it’s just tequila, in shot form, chased by lime, and it’s mandatory for everyone you’re quarantined with. Genius right? Sometimes I amaze myself. #NationalTequilaDay


such pretty forks in the road is officially born βš‘οΈβœ¨πŸ’«πŸ”₯πŸŽ‰πŸŒπŸ™πŸ»πŸ˜…πŸ₯³πŸ˜­πŸ€©πŸ€―πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ’• #whatajourney #sohappy #photoshootforcover #ablaze β€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈ#iloveyou #overcomewithgratitude βœ¨

Me: This workout requires the perfect playlist!
Me 2 hours later: Okay, playlist is done. Time for a nap!

 SAME, MINDY, VERY SAME.


A slice of summer πŸ‰πŸ’πŸ‘

 

No acommpanying text on this final one but we believe this party trick #winechallenge started with Cameron Diaz's company Avaline, which makes a "clean, vegan wine".

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Reader Comments (15)

Choosing between Alanis and Alyssa is Rigga Morris!

August 3, 2020 | Unregistered CommenterPP

Drinking with Chastain. God knows it would be a story and I am more than willing to be in the middle of it

August 3, 2020 | Unregistered CommenterBen

How Brody chose Carrie over Morena Baccarin is beyond me.

August 3, 2020 | Unregistered CommenterFr

I would love to hang out with Julianne Moore even if it meant having to clean rocks in her backyard.

August 3, 2020 | Unregistered Commenterjules

In the time of global pandemic, I'm taking any motivation to take a daily shower I can get. Mr. Liu provides that motivation in spades, even in an ad.

August 3, 2020 | Unregistered CommenterVal

Val --- good point. my choice is made even though I was leaning Chastain or Baccarin

August 3, 2020 | Registered CommenterNATHANIEL R

Simu in the shower OF COURSE.

Though hanging out with Charlize on that set would also enable me to not only meet HER but perhaps Marwan and Matthias as well. And I mean... that would be amazing.

August 3, 2020 | Unregistered CommenterRyan T.

Not to be too thirsty, but I’ve been quarantined for five months now and...Simon Liu. I pick Simon Liu.

August 3, 2020 | Unregistered CommenterJohn T

I second Ryan T's answer with a dose of Luca Marinelli on the side. And Charlize, goddess herself.

August 3, 2020 | Unregistered CommenterMike J.

I'd help Julianne Moore in scrubbing the rock while I would be of assistance for Morena since I love to finish puzzles and play Legos with Sam Caflin. I love Legos. I'd totally goof off w/ Charlize since she is a fun personality who never takes herself seriously. I would drink w/ Jessica Chastain and the Fanning sisters but... I don't drink alcohol.

August 3, 2020 | Unregistered Commenterthevoid99

I've been doing what Mindy is doing for the last four months. Maybe I'd get something done if I collaborate with her. If nothing else I'm going to hear some good stories.

August 3, 2020 | Unregistered CommenterTom G.

Moreena definitely . My grandmother used to scrub the concrete in her backyard... Julianne is channelling her spirit for sure :)

August 3, 2020 | Unregistered Commenterchoog

I'm the only one who thought in Kate Beckinsale when I saw Charlize Theron's photo.

August 3, 2020 | Unregistered Commenterharmodio

This was difficult for me, just reading the options many of them are things that i like so much: puzzles, legos, tequila and nibble fruit.

But after watching the images I choose Charlize because I LOVE dumb-goofy-silly humor. And I have to admit that not to choose Simu Liu with that picture was hard for me ... get it? HARD.

August 3, 2020 | Unregistered CommenterCΓ©sar GaytΓ‘n

Who doesn't want to take a shower with Simu Liu?

August 4, 2020 | Unregistered CommenterJaragon
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