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Would you rather?

Time for another round of our Instagram-blessed silly celebrity gawking game. For some reason it's a mostly manly lineup this morning. We'll get back to the actresses soon enough. They are never far from our hearts and minds and eyeballs.

Would you rather
... do morning beauty treatments with Laura Linney and Tony-nominee Ashley Park?
...accompany Tom Holland and pup to the vet?
...gamble it away with Bianca del Rio?
... reminisce about Elektra with Jason Isaacs?
... visit Thailand with Dan Stevens? career advice from Karl Urban?
...feel the hope with Patrick Stewart?
...convalesce with Nico Tortorella? (poor baby!)
... chill with Orlando Bloom and lots of teddy bears?
... or read with Nicole Kidman and Liane Moriarty?

Photos are after the jump to help you decide...

No bags plzzzz. Laura Linney is our sun. ๐Ÿ’›๐ŸŒˆ๐ŸŽฌ #talesofthecity #morningrituals

I’m just here for moral support.


"Elektra (2005) Nobody's finest hour but some fun minutes on the way. Delightfully glamorous Jennifer Garner models the latest in Romanian exotic dance wear. I was dead before the credits and not a moment too soon."

๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ญ ๐Ÿ”ฅ ๐ŸŽถ๐Ÿ˜๐ŸŒถ ๐Ÿ˜ฒ ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ญ

(no, I don't know why he's with a bunch of Korean and Chinese stars in Thailand, either - editor's note)

As you were ๐Ÿ˜œ

This rainbow in London just now seems fitting considering the good news out of America today.

just in case anyone is wondering what the healing looks like today. #allofitisyou

bear ๐Ÿป with me as I read “We Are Together” by Britta Teckentrup tomorrow night #unicef

the amazing Liane Moriarty’s #NinePerfectStrangers is out now! ๐ŸŽ‰ You have to get it. It is such an experience. ๐Ÿ’•


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Reader Comments (14)

Has Jason Isaacs not noticed he's spilt wine on his shirt?

November 10, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterBJT

i hope youโ€™re not suggesting that the lovely laura linney has lost her loveliness!

November 10, 2018 | Unregistered Commenterpar

After all these years I'm still an Orlando fangirl at heart.

November 10, 2018 | Unregistered Commenterevangelina

Iโ€™m having a hard time choosing between Sir Patrick and Laura Linney. Both class acts who seem more devoted to their art than fame and fortune.

Iโ€™m surprised at how excited I am for the new Tales of the City series on Netflix.

November 10, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterBiggs

PAR -- never!

Biggs -- i'm curious if they'll be able to pull it off.

evangelina - same-ish. Or at least a fanboy at eyes. He's so nice to look at.

bjt - that was probably the least of his worries on the set of ELEKTRA

November 10, 2018 | Registered CommenterNATHANIEL R

Karl Urban has had a sneaky SUPER successful career.

He is your go to if you want to:

Keep a franchise going with the second installment
- Lord of the Rings
- Bourne

Revamp a stagnant franchise
- Star Trek
- Dredd

Do what he can in underwritten genre roles:
- Chronicles of Riddick
- Thor: Ragnarok

Plus, I've never met a woman who didn't automatically fall in love with him, including my wife. Somehow, I'm okay with this.

November 10, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterBen

I think Dan Stevens is attending the opening a new mall Iconsiam, which includes Thailandโ€™s first Apple Store.

November 10, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterRicopolo

If it were Dan Stevens in Thailand on the beach wearing swim trunks and offering me a cocktail then there would be no competition. However as it stands I think a weekend with Bianca del Rio in the slots would be the most fun :)

November 10, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterChoog

Dan, Dan and Dan always Dan

November 10, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterLui

I'd accompany Tom Holland to the vet and chill out with Orlando Bloom and those teddy bears while asking him why he doesn't do enough comedies. I think he's a natural in doing comedies. Better use him for that instead of shit like Elizabethtown.

November 10, 2018 | Unregistered Commenterthevoid99

Patrick Stewert would be so much fun to hang out with. You wouldn't expect Capt. Picard to be that funny.

Bonus points to Jason Issacs though for having a good sense of humor and awareness.

November 10, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterTom G.

Yeah, I had SUCH an Orlando crush when I was younger.... and it hasn't really ever gone away? So yeah, I'd pick him and his bears.

November 11, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterRyan T.

Didn't quite get who the guy is in bed. HIs armpits are just luscious and he would be my pick. No sex necessary, just the pleasure of lying in bed with him. Also would love playing slots with Bianca, in my opinion the funniest drag queen alive. Also love Jennifer Garner, there is something so light and airy and beautiful about her.

November 11, 2018 | Unregistered Commenterrrrich7

This was tough. Iโ€™m a Nicole stan but that photo is too staged for moi. Love Tom. Love Dan. Have no idea who that Nico is but the photo has me and with a google search I see we have the same birthday ten years apart so letโ€™s celebrate shall we ?

November 11, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterJoseph

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