50 Appropriate Ways to Celebrate Viola Davis' Birthday
Margaret and Anne Marie here, with suggestions of how best to rejoice in 50 years of national treasure VIOLA DAVIS...
- Set something on fire with only the power of your measured, penetrating gaze
- Look sensational in a jewel-hued gown
- Drink a tall glass of bubbly while wearing said gown
- Enter a room with unparalleled grace
- Have a professional task you feel is beneath you? Pick it up and blow it out of the water. Because you can.
- Make your coworkers look great
- Give sage & loving advice. Or take someone else's
- Pull up a dick pic on your phone, and accusingly approach strangers with it
- Consider making a donation to the Segue Institute for Learning or the Hunger Is campaign, which are two of Viola Davis' preferred charities
- Visit Rhode Island
- Do a few sets of tricep curls
- Write a thank you note to Shonda Rhimes.
- Paper your neighborhood with Emmy For Your Consideration ads.
- Walk up to the most respected person in your chosen field and gracefully, modestly, utterly outshine them.
- Outshine some nobodies too, just for fun
35 more ways to celebrate after the jump!