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Sunday
Jan102016

Golden Globe Winners: That Damn Bear Movie and the Martian Surge. 

Technical issues with my TV and my phone and my computer tonight?  -- someone did some voodoo on TFE for the booziest Hollywood party this year! They suck but their timing is pure evil genius so we bow down. Obviously there will be a bit more Globes tomorrow but for tonight, a quick list of winners, super brief thoughts and amusing tweets after the jump...

We kick off with an image of an unfunny joke because it's so emblematic of the evening both because the jokes were terrible. (Ricky Gervais is the worst. And somehow he is popular enough to keep bringing back) 

See there's a bear in the Revenant so Jonah Hill obviously thought was hi-lar-ious to wear a bear hoodie and claim to be the bear from the Revenant. Doesn't Jonah Hill know that the bear is is female? The surprise surge of The Revenant tonight -- which everyone (including me) thought was not in the race to win much beyond Leonardo Dicaprio's Best Survivor in a Motion Picture trophy made this fairly innocuous tweet hours before the show started from the parody account Revenant Bear look eerily prescient after the fact...

 

 

I mean seriously. Did anyone predict this movie to win the most prizes tonight? 

Or no, possibly this tweet was the most prescient of the night

 

 

Because Ricky Gervais. Ugh. (I said this already. Moving on...)

This awards season has been wildly strange. At first Spotlight looked like a quiet frontrunner with The Martian as threatening populist alternative. Then suddenly female driven masterworks Carol and Mad Max: Fury Road started making bold moves for critical dominance (as well they should) with Spotlight kinda sorta holding them off. Then it the guilds were all but what about Trumbo and Straight Outta Compton and The Big Short. And Brooklyn and Room kept standing in the room but were knocked over again and again... like what are they still doing here? (clue: they've very good pictures). And now ... The Revenant? And maybe back to The Martain again. Each week we have to rethink everything.

That's healthy but it's also... strange. Because usually consensus is a mighty force that has no time for you personal feelings about "bests" It wants one or two pictures to take everything!

FILM 

Picture, Drama The Revenant
Picture, Comedy
The Martian
Director
 Inarittu, The Revenant

 

 

 

 

 

Actor, Comedy  Matt Damon, The Martian
Actress, Comedy Jennier Lawrence, Joy
 

Actor, Drama Leonardo DiCaprio, The Revenant
Actress, Drama Brie Larson, Room

 

 

 


Supporting Actor Sylvester Stallone, Creed
Supporting Actress
Kate Winslet, Steve Jobs
Screenplay Aaron Sorkin, Steve Jobs
Animated Film Inside Out
Foreign Film Son of Saul, Hungary
Original Score
Ennio Morricone, The Hateful Eight 
Original Song Sam Smith, "Writings on the Wall" from Spectre 

 

 

 

 

 

TELEVISION

Drama Series Mr Robot
Comedy Series Mozart in the Jungle
Miniseries  Wolf Hall
Actor in Musical/Comedy Series
Gael Garcia Bernal, Mozart in the Jungle
Actress in Musical/Comedy Series
  Rachel Bloom, Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
Actor in Drama Series
Jon Hamm, Mad Men
Actress in Drama Series
Taraji P Henson, Empire 

Supporting Actor in Series, Limited Series  Christian Slater, Mr Robot
Supporting Actress in Series, Limited Series
 Maura Tierney, The Affair
Actor in Limited Series or Movie Oscar Isaac, Show Me a Hero
Actress in Limited Series or Movie Lady Gaga, American Horror Story: Hotel

 

 

 

AND FINALLY...

A special shout out to the bitchiest but truest diss of the night via Erik Childress...

 

 

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Reader Comments (104)

Gena -- Right? omg i would. Sometimes it's fun to think of past eras in terms of modern stuff. Like which celebrities of the past would have been Instagram queens or dubsmash gods? you know?

January 11, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterNATHANIEL R

@BD

I agree with you on both points... the word hate is used was too often here

And GAGA ... love her singing.. but not her "acting"

January 11, 2016 | Unregistered Commenterrick

I saw The Revenant on Friday and thought it was gruesome, long, and repetitive. I don't mind Leo being nominated or even winning since it's a weird year and he certainly did all that was asked of him and more. The movie itself however is hardly worthy of him. There are so many better choices out there. I'd prefer a Star Wars win (I'm serious) and I'm not even a fan.

January 11, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterDave in Hollywood

Lady Gaga looked gorgeous and "Spotlight" should have won somehting

January 11, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterJaragon
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