SPOILERS TO GONE GIRL BELOW
Do you want to know what is so weird?
I literally just returned from a second screening of Gone Girl. I turn on twitter and I see Neil Patrick Harris's name everywhere.
So while I was watching him being gruesomely murdered whilst orgasming the rest of you, he was announcing to the world that he'll host the Oscars with a simple video in which he pans to his Bucket List, all of which he's now completed except "Host the Oscars". Let's hope his list continues on the next page of the legal pad because it's way creepy to be done with your Bucket List at 41. And even creepier that NPH's final act will be hosting the ceremony that pays homage to the movie in which he gets his throat slit with a box cutter!
Here are eight items he forgot to include on his list:
☑ Beat the odds and survive childhood stardom
☑ Win 3 People's Choice Awards
☑ Win 4 Emmys
☑ Become friends with Elton John
☑ Work with Joss Whedon twice
☑ Slather penis in fake blood for David Fincher
☑ Host the Tonys 4 Times
☑ Host the Emmys 2 Times
The Oscars probably want to play down his previous hosting gigs else it looks like sloppy sevenths. Still, we already know he's a perfect emcee for showbiz backpatting so, let us rejoice. The Oscars are just 130 days away on Sunday February 22nd, 2015.