...host Audrey Tatou's chirpy "oh la la" before the Palme D'Or
...president Steven Spielberg's weirdly nervous reveals of the winners
...Bérénice Bejo's surprise at winning Best Actress (damn is she ever looking gorgeous). Well, she was getting so good at losing.
...Ang Lee's entrance (why does the mere sight of him always fill me with joy?)
Awesome female directors, stage orgasms and actresses we now own (???) after the jump...