1. Miss Golden Globe y'all.
It's Andie Macdowell's daughter Rainey Qualley. She totally did a great job, directing traffic with those arms like she was born to work on a tarmac guiding 747s to their gates. I mean this in the nicest possible way because some Miss Double Gs totally shirk their navigational responsibilities. She was just not having people stand in the wrong spot.
2. Uggie is Made of Ham
Not only was he pulling focus during the Best Picture speech, he was also working the red carpet, with or without Penelope Ann Miller as Vanna White. I hope he's being compensated well.
3. Laura Dern, a skinny Christmas Tree with THE FACE on top.
HAPPY HOLIDAYS!
Complete Winners List in case you missed it... I know I missed a few of these during the live blog.
MOVIES
Picture, Drama: “The Descendants.”
Picture, Musical or Comedy: “The Artist.”
Actor, Drama: George Clooney, “The Descendants.”
Actress, Drama: Meryl Streep, “The Iron Lady.”
Director: Martin Scorsese, “Hugo.”
Actor, Musical or Comedy: Jean Dujardin, “The Artist.”
Actress, Musical or Comedy: Michelle Williams, “My Week With Marilyn.”
Supporting Actor: Christopher Plummer, “Beginners.”
Supporting Actress: Octavia Spencer, “The Help.”
Foreign Language: “A Separation.”
Animated Film: “The Adventures of Tintin.”
Screenplay: Woody Allen, “Midnight in Paris.”
Original Score: Ludovic Bource, “The Artist.”
Original Song: “Masterpiece” (music and lyrics by Madonna, Julie Frost, Jimmy Harry), “W.E.”
TELEVISION
Series, Drama: “Homeland,” Showtime.
Series, Musical or Comedy: “Modern Family,” ABC.
Actor, Drama: Kelsey Grammer, “Boss.”
Actress, Drama: Claire Danes, “Homeland.”
Actress, Musical or Comedy: Laura Dern, “Enlightened.”
Actor, Musical or Comedy: Matt LeBlanc, “Episodes.”
Miniseries or Movie: “Downton Abbey (Masterpiece),” PBS.
Actress, Miniseries or Movie: Kate Winslet, “Mildred Pierce.”
Actor, Miniseries or Movie: Idris Elba, “Luther.”
Supporting Actress, Series, Miniseries or Movie: Jessica Lange, “American Horror Story.”
Supporting Actor, Series, Miniseries or Movie: Peter Dinklage, “Game of Thrones.”
Thursday, July 18, 2013 at 8:33AM 
Emmy is a beautiful lithe but deadly woman. Look at the lines in her figure! Each year she holds the world of television in her tiny gold hands but unless you're the one holding her you get jabbed by the dagger like wings. Herewith the lucky official nominees of Emmy 2013 and the less fortunate players who should wear protective gear when approaching her.
