Who "won" the Globes last night? Jacob Tremblay did, that's who.
That was not a trophy statistics question but a figurative one.
Proposal: T'was actually tiny Jacob Tremblay from Room who won the Golden Globes hands down. He was not nominated (though he is at the forthcoming SAG Awards) but he had his name praised from the stage via golden girl Brie Larson. She claimed that the award and her performance were half his as she took Best Actress, Drama. He stood up to watch her with his internet-fancied dad right beside him. Later, met his favorite Star Wars character "Poe" at an after-party (photo via A24)
So basically, Jacob Tremblay won the night.
Well, and Oscar Isaac too. But Oscar Isaac had basically already won the season... the world... at life.