Final Oscar Predictions in all categories!
by Nathaniel R
I'll spend the rest of the weekend completing the annual Film Bitch Awards (the Oscar parallel categories that is) for my own list-making pleasure and for those of you who enjoy them. But first a final round of our favourite kind of punditry - who will be Oscar nominated?. If you're a longtime reader you'll know we find this question infinitely more fascinating than who will win and we've long bemoaned how the internet has turned "who will win?" into a year-long sport when that's not all that fun to talk about in comparison to the complexity and party-combo possibilities of a top 5 in each category. Plus, it's downright rude to be handing out statues all year before all the competitors have been seen! Can you imagine the World Series announcing the final two teams at the beginning of the season, or RuPaul's Drag Race sending 11 queens home on the first episode without watching them lipsynch or seeing even one of their runway lewks? No! It's f***ing rude to ask who will win before January, you know? How can there be a "best" before all the contenders have screened? [/Rant].
Let's hit the final "Who Will Be Nominated?" predictions...