Nathaniel: Readers. Welcome back to red carpet convos... It's been forever since we did one which you may interpret as Nathaniel tripping on his heels or stars not bringing it to events or, more accurately, time management issues. But I was actually on a red carpet this week so I figured it was time to reboot the series. Let's start with the glitziest red carpet which was for New Year's Eve. A carpet I was not on.
Jose: But you should've been! At least to congratulate Lea Michele for not doing one of her obnoxious red carpet faces.
Nathaniel: She seems to be going for some World Record for most photographed (2010-2011). Every time you see events like this the photographers seem to snap 100 photos of her to every 4 of anyone else. You'd think she was the star of a TV phenom or something.
I love ...but I have a thing for Broadway Babies. Always have. Other things I have a thing for: plunging necklines and champagne dresses on brunettes.
Jose: I find her obnoxious but LOVE the dress and the hair. I think it's the first time where i have no objection whatsoever to how she looks. She often looks too severe and constipated, this is perfect though. Makes me want to go drink with her.
Nathaniel: Hilary wants to go with you guys. "Pick me!"
Jose: She's not invited. The two of them together would be too annoying.
Nathaniel: But, awwww, she seems so... eager.
Jose: Well she should. Isn't she doing her "forgive me for loving dictators" tour right now?
Nathaniel: I must have the concert tee!
Jose: I'm surprised she didn't show up in a Captain America costume.
Nathaniel: That makes me want to put her in a Wonder Woman outfit. Photoshop Attack! If you wrap a golden lasso around Hilary Swank think of all the truths that would spill out. "I did not deserve my second Oscar" ... "I thought Amelia was boring, too!"... "____complete the sentence in the comments_____"...
Jose: OMG Is that Abigal Breslin? When did she start looking like Nia Vardalos? I hate that she's all old now.
Nathaniel: What are you? a Hollywood executive? "Get her to a nursing home!" Jesus. She's only 15. Don't feel old, Jose. Young starlets grow up fast.
Jose: I'll want to tear my eyes out when she kisses someone in that movie! She's my Little Miss Sunshine. She shouldn't be kissing boys. I just want cute child stars to retire when they hit puberty. Unless they're Jodie Foster.