HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY! We return to Red Carpet Convos with a special Spidey edition starring Andrew Garfield and Emma Stone at premiere events with myself (Nathaniel) and Film Experience fan and Pajiba columnist Joanna drooling on them. Moviegoers will be doing the same over the holiday no doubt as The Amazing Spider-Man tests the "how soon is too soon?" mega-question of The Reboot....
Is your Spidey Sense tingling?
Joanna: SPIDER-PEOPLE
Nathaniel: Before I succumb to Hollywood's cutest couple, I have to say that though I hear Michael's point, I still live in horror of how well the movie might do and how fast it will then speed up the cycle of reboots. THE HUNGER GAMES STARRING ELLE FANNING IN 2015!
Ahem. But if this movie was necessary to bring Emma & Andrew together, I accept it in all its unecessary glory
Joanna: It should be noted, that no matter what I say about their clothing, every time I look at a photo of them, I feel like I've been aggressively snuggled by a puppy. They are the adorablest.
Nathaniel: a puppy with a super cold wet nose and the softest fur imaginable. A whole litter of aggressively cuddly puppies in fact.
Joanna: Where do we start? OOOO! Can we start with Elvira, Mistress of Darkness?
Nathaniel: Yes.
Joanna: Especially because good old Andy is wearing a shiny red suit. A. Shiny. Red. Suit. Not pictured: the (I'm not kidding) gold medallion around his neck.
Nathaniel: Although this is kind of like skipping ahead to the climax. The best thing is that he doesn't even seem uncomfortable but like he owns it. He's wearing the Shiny Red Suit. The Shiny Red Suit is not wearing him. Which I hope is true in the movie too. Theme clothing!
Joanna: Oh sorry! Did I peak too early? Well then can we take a post-coital look at the turquoise bed skirt Emma is sporting?
Nathaniel: These are the casual looks from press events earlier in the day at premieres. Although if this is post-coital, what does that say about his t-shirt "I'm an animal lover" well... "_m a_ _nima_ _ve_ " so i'm guessing.
Joanna: I bet you're a whiz at Hangman
Nathaniel: boggle, scrabble, hangman. I ♥ words.
Joanna: Do you love Andrew's macho T-Bird look? Do you think black leather suits him?
Nathaniel: This is the only gray area in his choices thus far. It's possible that the Leather is wearing him.
How is it possible that Emma Stone is so unpredictable with her fashions and yet always looks great. Like there's no signature look at all but everything is perfect. If it were possible to hate whole litters of snuggly puppies, you'd have to hate them. Too much perfection.
Joanna: The fact that HE wants to snuggle her even when she wears pounds of lace and embroidered flowers restores my faith in humanity...and puppies.
Nathaniel: But even embroidered flowers look great on her. I'm dying to see her on laundry day. I bet even dirty pajamas and worn embarrassing t-shirts from 10 years ago look great on her.
Joanna: Do you miss her Ginger hair at all, though? I think the blonde makes her look a mite pale all over.
Nathaniel: I do. I always miss ginger hair and it always worries me for actresses. *coughlindsay* Blonde is just too common. It's practically the Official Hair Color of Actressing and as such, you're never special when you wear it unless you are one of the true goddesses of the color (Monroe, Deneuve, Harlow, Pfeiffer, and a few more)
Joanna: I knew we were headed there.
Nathaniel: lol. But how sharp and natty is Garfield's gray with sweater ensemble?
Joanna: That's my favorite one! As a fellow Word Lover, I have a thing for English Professor chic. If that coat has elbow patches, I'll just die.
Nathaniel: And we'll reboot you in ten years.
Joanna: To be played by an as yet unborn Fanning!
YOUR TURN...
Which is cuter, a litter of soft puppies or Emma & Andrew?
Previously...
Savages premiere
To Rome With Love premiere
Monday, January 28, 2013 at 4:48PM 
USA Today no, Jennifer Lawrence did not have a wardrobe malfunction despite all visual evidence to the contrary. That's just the dress!
